| 00:00 - 00:03 | WestJet Mechanics are organizing to strike |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They have a 99% strike vote |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | from across the country |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They are upset with the company's proposals |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and are asking for an industry changing contract |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's ok, the Labour Minister |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | forced them into Binding Arbitration |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sir... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Canadian Industry Relations Board have stated |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | that the mechanics have a Right to Strike |
| 00:53 - 00:59 | All Austrian & Dutch managers who don't believe in suppressing Canadian wages, please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How dare they reject our generous 0.5% wage increases! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Don't they know they are just Canadians!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Canadian Labour Law getting in the way of Corporate profits! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We take the safety of Canadians very seriously |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | by paying our mechanics |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | absolutely as little as possible! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They need to know they are stuck with |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Binding Arbitration! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, that will take months! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then get management mechanics & contract mechanics to do the checks! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, there is an industry wide shortage |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Canadian workers and their desires... |
| 01:53 - 01:55 | only working for livable wages...Despicable! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Now customers will want |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | paid hotels and we will have to say we care |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | by denying them hotels |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Who would have thought the Industrial Relations Board |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Doesn't support Corporate Greed or taking way Constitutional Rights |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I miss the Father Land! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | At least the Encore Pilots fell for our threats |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Those pilots are easier to deal with |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They think their wages will shutdown an airline |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They appreciate their Regina layovers |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Now these mechanics want |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | US style wages. This will kill our bonuses |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And force us to raise fares by 27 cents |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I was hired to promote the Canadian Standard |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But now I will be known as an Austrian failure |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | That couldn't bully Canadians! |
| 03:04 - 03:08 | Don't worry, LinkedIn will find us another CEO |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We used to have a culture of all being Owners |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We used to drink the Koolaid together |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | With lots of pizza parties |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | with company created "unions" |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I really thought we had them after all those selfies with the Liberals |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Pretty much the only thing that government is good at |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | What a useless government |
