| 00:00 - 00:04 | We narrowed down the location |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | of the Wombats. |
| 00:06 - 00:10 | It's called Club Gilles. |
| 00:10 - 00:11 | Just look for, |
| 00:11 - 00:14 | an old blue truck. |
| 00:16 - 00:20 | We'll have them before Christmas beers. |
| 00:20 - 00:24 | Pass me a Labatt 50. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | How about... |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | a Miller. |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Labatt 50 has been discontinued. |
| 00:34 - 00:41 | You stopped all sales to Manitoba to starve out the Wombats. |
| 00:53 - 01:05 | Anyone who's ever wished to be a wombat, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | No Labatt 50! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I said close the Round Table... |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | not go nuclear! |
| 01:24 - 01:29 | 50 is always cold, dammit. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | All I want |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | are the Gilles cookies. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I lose one boat race... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ... and off to the sin bin. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But the water we... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Don't bring up Double J. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It has magical powers. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'm not a marrying kind. |
| 01:53 - 01:55 | Don't "him" me! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I did the yard... |
| 01:57 - 02:01 | ran with my ass on fire |
| 02:01 - 02:03 | I am the spoons champion. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They invite me for a beer at the Calico Cat.. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and they take off for Calgary. |
| 02:14 - 02:17 | They found someone cooler to take my place. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You know I used to work in Chicago. |
| 02:27 - 02:30 | It was an old department store. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Every boy's dream... |
| 02:34 - 02:38 | is to play second row behind a big prop. |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Have a cool nickname like Gooey |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and maybe win the most improved player award. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Twice if you are extra good. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I sent in the Irish, |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | closed St Cloud, |
| 03:00 - 03:04 | but they still find ways to hang out. |
| 03:04 - 03:08 | You are not middle-aged yet. |
| 03:14 - 03:18 | They are like brothers with different mothers. |
| 03:19 - 03:24 | Well, not all have different mothers. |
| 03:25 - 03:29 | The Cambridge it is. |
| 03:31 - 03:35 | Did someone plug the meter? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I've been picked for the three-man lift. |
| 03:46 - 03:50 | It's after the married-singles game. |
| 03:53 - 03:57 | Merry Christmas Wombats. |
