| 00:00 - 00:05 | So the new TFM arrived |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And the STFM said hello |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Welcome to the project |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | And the guy just looked at him funny |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | The other TFM’s knew the craic |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | The guy didn’t speak English at all |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | The STFM…… |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | His face dropped…. |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | He realised then…. |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | That the other TFM’s were right… |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | The guy was clueless |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Deminers speak better English…. |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | …than the TFM |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Well fuck me… |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | The STFM said…. |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | We will go to site |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | And then the new lad…. |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Well he said….. |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | ….already had a shite.. |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | The whole office was watching |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | The STFM |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Had brought him here |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Didn’t listen at all |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | To the other guys |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Was so funny |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | The next day |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | He went to….. |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | ….the ops base |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Tried to say hello |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | To the deminers |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Then the…… |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Translator said…. |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | I very sorry |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | I can only speak English |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | The deminers thought it was a wind up |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | ….who was he? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Is this gen… |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | He’s our new gaffer? |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Anyway…. |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | They went to site… |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | The supervisor said |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | We will do casevac |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | The new TFM looked down and said |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | What about my ballsack? |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | It was at this point… |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | The STFM knew…. |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | It was all Gaz’s fault… |
