| 00:00 - 00:03 | Here we will focus our recruiting |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Houston area |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | is ripe for the plucking. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | With our planted sympathizers we can dominate. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | In the future, the sips will be irrelevant. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Where is Schloss in this? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He will be necessary to close on prospects. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Luicci, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Schloss has.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Schloss has signed with the Longhorns. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He is no longer our coach. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone but Olin, Brauny, and Tarp leave the room, now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fucking fuck!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How the fuck does no one tell me this? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I am the most influential Aggie to ever wear the maroon and white! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Nothing happens in College Station |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | without my knowledge! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How the hell did those sips steal our coach? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We are finally back to our rightful place |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | at the forefront of college athletics! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We fired his friend without telling him |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Who gives a shit about a bullshit position? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We have male cheerleaders. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And they're the best damn yell leaders in the country! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We're Aggies! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We don't have beautiful women |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | prancing around for the fan's amusement! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We have men, real men who guide the fans |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | through the chants so that we know what to say! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And let me remind you that we blow more bubbles in a game than they do |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | in an entire season. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Not to mention helping visiting fans find the stadium. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It is important to understand |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The degree of the betrayal facing us. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The entire country is in on this. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Sankey does nothing |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and the State Legislature stands idly by laughing at us. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They cost us a natty by throwing the games in tu's favor. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | All the while pretending to like me. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | What kind of chumps do they think to take us for? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | This is illegal and we should sue them! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we can go to Austin, too. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | There is no future for us here. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We tried to warn them about how the sips operate. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's not fair. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We are little brother. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Just once, before I died, I wanted to see us win a natty. It has been my dream |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | since I was a young redass. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Now I must jerk off. |
