| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have received our allocation from Croke Park |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have 44 clubs needing tickets |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | From Cullaville down in South Armagh |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | every club, Whitecross, Grenmore, Grange |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | right up to Wolfe Tones in the North |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Ok Lets find out |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | how many members each club have |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | We have decided to.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Split the... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Split the tickets equally |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | 240 tickets per club |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Club delegates who have more than 250 members, get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I hope you're all f*cking happy |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | you with your tiny club memberships |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | There are big clubs out there, Cross, Killeavy, Harps |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | that will leave members disappointed |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Having to watch it at home |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Listing to that dose Sean Cavanagh |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Knows nothing about football! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They should bring back Joe Brolly |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Its also on BBC2 |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | and that other Tyrone turnocoat Mickey Harte |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Oisen Mc Conville will be there too |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Aye sitting with Dara O Brien & Jimmy Nesbit |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Plastic Paddies!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | All these celebs taking our tickets |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And the bandwagon jumpers |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | not been to a game all year |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | pleading on Facebook for tickets already! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Selling Flags, and Bunting and other sh*te |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | painting cars and Bus stops and sheep |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And we can't get enough tickets for genuine supporters! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | and what about me? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Supported Armagh all my life, My Heart is Orange |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And I won't get a ticket |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I would go to the Hill |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and drink buckfast with them Lurgan egits |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | While all the big wigs sit in the premium level |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Drinking Stout from a proper glass |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | with a great view of the entire pitch |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | while I look at the umpires arse |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Be strong, You'll win one on Facebook |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'll speak to Croke Park |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Hopefully get a 2nd allocation |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Jarleth might help |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | pull a few strings |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | but there won't be enough for everone to go round |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They can watch it in the Pub. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Up Armagh! |
