| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Air Force student has broken through along a wide front. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They've taken Zossen to the south and are advancing to Stahnsdorf |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They're on the northern outskirts between Frohnau and Pankow |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The other students are providing moral support. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They've reached Lichtenberg, Mahlsdorf and Karlshorst to the east. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | My 7-3 cavalry unit will assault the seam... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ...and bring the front under control. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Beloved Horner Chair... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The 7-3 cavalry unit... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The 7-3 cavalry unit was lost in an exchange. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The Air Force student is pouring units through the hex where the cavalry unit was lost. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | These faculty will stay here: Jones, Heaton, Ryerson, and the new Navy guy. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The game gave the wrong outcome! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The 7-3 cavalry unit had 6:1 odds! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Why would I initiate an attack that could result in the loss of my strongest and most mobile unit? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Why can't I play those idiots from the Class of 2020? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The game developer has been lying to me! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Every "wargamer" bas been lying to me, even Mr. Barrick! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | My AI models are just a bunch of disloyal cowards. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I uploaded 112 previous student games! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We paid for the premium versions of the AI models |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Did you pay with Doge coin? They are awful!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Horner Chair, this is outrageous. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | This Air Force student can't defeat me in a wargame. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The Air Force student has no honor. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I have been here for years. He just showed up weeks ago. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I don't even remember his name. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Even with his dumb little name tag, it's not important enough for me to remember. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | For years, the students have tried to defeat me. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The students have put every kind of obstacle in my way. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | What I should have done is only accept challenges in the Wagram scenario... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | ...with "Fog of War" turned off. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I never played games as a child. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and yet I have defeated future general officers in wargames for decades. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They bow to me. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Overachievers. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I've been betrayed and deceived from the very beginning. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | What a monstrous betrayal of their own beloved faculty. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But all of those students will pay. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Their class participation grades will be awful. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | There will be no honor graduate! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | The Director will overrule him. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The wargame algorithms have failed to recognize my brilliance. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Under these circumstances, I cannot play wargames against the students. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The wargame is lost. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But, gentlemen, if you believe that I am going to let the Air Force student earn a win in Hexwar... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | you are seriously mistaken. I would rather concede the match... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ...and blame a poorly designed scenario. |
