| 00:00 - 00:03 | In the last 48 hours, the enemy has made great gains |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | First, the frog coin got added to Coinbase |
| 00:06 - 00:08 | and Robinhood |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | This was swiftly followed by WIF achieving a Coinbase listing |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | After which it experienced a sharp upwards move. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's not a problem. We've closed on WIF in market cap |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and will flip it when we do our supply burn. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The dog wif hat... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | All of our gains on WIF have now been erased |
| 00:34 - 00:38 | and our position is now also threatened by some coin based on a dead squirrel |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone get the fuck out except the Boogle cartel, MonkeDAO and that lawyer chick |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How could this have happened? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You told me that the Coinbase listing was our moat! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We barely survived POPCAT flipping us last month, and now this!? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This is an utter disgrace! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We announced a 1 trillion token supply burn, |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | that's almost twice as much as what the team, VCs and insiders get in unlocks each month |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We show up to all the parties! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We gave them the Pooper Scooper! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | No one uses Pooper Scooper, it was a stupid id... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We even have a marketing partnership with motherfucking Borussia Dortmund!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | No one uses the Pooper Scooper, it was a stupid id... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Silence! You're just not marketing it properly! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The people love scooping poop! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We are the only true visionaries, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | no other memecoin provides utility like we do, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and those three exclamation marks are the funniest shit I have ever seen! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And now some upstart coin wif a hat |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | that people used to trade using our majestic BonkBot |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | is somehow kicking our asses! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I gave you guys everything! I got us a marketing partnership with motherfucking Borussia Dortmund! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And the Paris Musketeers also, everyone loves non-league football. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We sign all these partnerships and give away all this merch |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | for nothing. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We are the holiest memecoin, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | we saved Solana! We did it! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Not Toly, not Raj, not all the builders who stayed during the bear, not even Mert, |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | not motherfucking Austin Federa. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | These people have no appreciation, no respect. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They just want to own coins that look the cutest! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, Anna. I bought us both some WIF just in case. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We have only one ace left up our sleeve. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Go post on X about unit bias. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's not much |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | but it may be the only thing we have left. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If we get enough influencers talking about unit bias |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | then maybe I can sell my bag for a decent sum after the next unlock. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fucking POPCAT. |
