| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mr. Trump, we have the latest poll numbers for you |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Swing States |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Nevada looks best |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The no tax on tips thing |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | seems to actually be working here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And the rest? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Pennsylvania, North Carolina? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Trump |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The others... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The others aren't so great, we're trailing in all.. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Sir we just got a Iowa poll with Kamala beating us. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you helped book speakers for that MSG rally get out now. Rogan. Rudy. All of you. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | IOWA?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU MORONS |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THE WOMEN! THE WHITES! THE MOTHERFUCKING FARMERS! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We can't lose IOWA to HER! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | SHE'S A COMMUNIST |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | SHE HATES FARMERS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | TRANSGENDER PRISONERS |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir the voters are tired of those attacks |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | YOU THINK I FUCKING CARE ABOUT "VOTERS"?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr. Trump If we want any chance to win this you |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | "YOU YOU YOU" THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | SOMEONE GET ME KETCHUP |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | HER NAME IS "KAMALA" FOR CHRIST SAKE |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "BARRACK HUSEIN OBAMA" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | SLEEPY JOE BIDEN |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | AND NOW "KAMALA" AND TAMPON TIM?! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | THEY'RE ALL COMMUNISTS |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | THEY'RE GENES ARE INFERIOR |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | TAMPON TIM DOESN'T EVEN WEAR MAKEUP |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I need to go an talk to the people directly |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Only I can convince them |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That I am the savior |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The amount of time |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'VE SPENT IN SHITHOLE TOWNS THIS WEEK |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Butler, PA. Lititz, PA. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Bumblefuck, Virginia |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | FUCKING NEW YORK CITY |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | AND FOR WHAT? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok. We might get our reproductive rights saved. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | They must be cheating |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's...the only way |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Right? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The only way. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They'll throw me in jail if I lose this. You know that, right? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Ivanka won't even get a conjugal visit |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | it's impossible |
