| 00:00 - 00:01 | [SHIVA MEDIA] We are back.. |
| 00:01 - 00:03 | [SHIVA MEDIA] ..for another year of Shiva bowl footy |
| 00:04 - 00:08 | I'm joined by esteemed franchise owners, Dusty Springfield and of course, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Western Wiggas. What are your goals for the season? |
| 00:14 - 00:16 | [NEARY] I guess I'm looking to win a championship |
| 00:16 - 00:19 | [BARTY] Yea the championship is my goal |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'm sorry, continue |
| 00:21 - 00:25 | [BARTY] The chamionship is the goal this year for sure |
| 00:28 - 00:35 | I think the Western Wiggas franchise is really primed to start...ahhh... to start winning |
| 00:40 - 00:41 | I'm sorry... |
| 00:42 - 00:44 | Sorry. So sorry, Party Barty |
| 00:45 - 00:46 | So you say... |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | You think that this could be your year? |
| 00:55 - 00:57 | [BARTY] I don't really see what's so funny. I think I'm good at this. |
| 00:58 - 01:02 | Seriously, I am SO sorry. I apologise. Let's move on. |
| 01:03 - 01:07 | So Neary. You mortgaged your future by trading away a draft pick last year... |
| 01:08 - 01:11 | Is that going to be a big problem? |
| 01:11 - 01:14 | [NEARY] Massive fucking problem. At least my team was so shit I didn't have... |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | ...any players worth keeping anyway |
| 01:17 - 01:19 | [BARTY] I certainly wouldn't have.... |
| 01:21 - 01:23 | [BARTY] I.... I wouldn't have.... |
| 01:23 - 01:27 | ...made that trade if I was controlling his team |
| 01:39 - 01:43 | Again, I'm finding this incredibly disrespectful |
| 01:44 - 01:46 | I'm a good owner, I swear. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | [NEARY] Keep your head up, Bart |
| 01:48 - 01:51 | [BARTY] Fuck this. Nuke the fucking league |
