| 00:00 - 00:03 | Robbie Soeters has left the group |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He has moved here to Kommetjie |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and wants nothing to do with golf, ever |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Yes, they do accept retired Dutchmen there. Crazy |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and a new shystem will be implemented |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Will even Ernie know how it works? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Tell me it won't be a fuck up |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | I hope not but... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Bairstow |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Bairstow had his eyes done but.... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | his brain is still fucked |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those with penalties please leave... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Nothing will change with this lot |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Ernie still can't Putt to save his life |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | New putters and his 4 iron won't help fuckall |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | 3 and even 4 putts! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I bet Narramore is still slow |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | with his bad Knee and he can't even chip |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Not matter how much he practices it's still kak |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Duffing and teething the ball |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Don't worry Bairstow is coaching him |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He is just as kak, no idea |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He shot an 82 the other day |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't care if he beat Tiger Woods |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We have no chance at all |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Berry with all his ailments |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Weepy eye, fucked back and now his feet |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Poor John Grant has to treat him |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Human and Berry playing off the red markers |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Michael fucking Holmes and Roy Fucking Evans always winning |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And Aspeling with his so called draw |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Du Toit still hitting from the top especially burying his club |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | These old farts will be the end of me |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Baard with his distance finder and then can't even hit a ball |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Nobody can hear a thing |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Deaf cunts |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Even Williams is looking like a weber braai |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The showers are kak, the beers warm and the seat cushions flat |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Wishart is no longer the worst putter |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Ernie has that honour |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Bifurcation is called for |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I know he still won't share his cheese |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I always knew it would be a fuckfup |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | You can't heard cats all the time |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Everytime |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But what can you do, |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You are not being loved if you aren't being ripped off |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Just bring R150 and hope for the best |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Bunch of cunts |
