| 00:00 - 00:05 | FLAKES: It's so fun being a Lia Liker |
| 00:06 - 00:12 | Phase-Connect Unity Forever! |
| 00:28 - 00:32 | /vt/: Who are we? |
| 00:33 - 00:36 | Hololive fans! |
| 00:37 - 00:42 | Fuck Nijisanji |
| 00:42 - 00:46 | And fuck VShojo even more! |
| 00:47 - 01:02 | /vt/: (More rrats, schizoposting, bait threads, flame wars and other bullshit) |
| 01:06 - 01:09 | HENRI: Neuro-sama |
| 01:09 - 01:12 | You know I am a pious fan |
| 01:12 - 01:18 | Of my goslinging I'm justly proud (/vt/: YAGOO IS BEST GIRL!) |
| 01:18 - 01:20 | HENRI: Neuro-sama |
| 01:20 - 01:23 | You know I'm so much purer than |
| 01:23 - 01:28 | The common, normie, fleshtuber watching crowd (Fuck Pokimane, fuck ethots) |
| 01:28 - 01:31 | Then tell me, Neuro, |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Why I still see Pippa here, |
| 01:34 - 01:39 | Why her cute eyes still scorch my soul? (Pippa is based, Pippa is based) |
| 01:39 - 01:42 | This sadness, this Torment, |
| 01:42 - 01:45 | The PAIN of getting banned again |
| 01:45 - 01:51 | Is making me lose my fucking mind! (What a schizo! What a schizo!) |
| 01:51 - 01:54 | INFERNO! |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | HELLFIRE! |
| 01:56 - 01:59 | IT’S CRAWLING IN MY SKIN! |
| 01:59 - 02:05 | (*grabs pippanties*) THIS BURNING DESIRE |
| 02:05 - 02:11 | IS GIVING ME PIP-KIN! (*/vt/ reappears*) |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | It's not my fault (MEA CULPA!) |
| 02:13 - 02:15 | I'm not to blame! (GET A TULPA!) |
| 02:15 - 02:19 | It is Xalabussy who set me aflame! (STAY OUT OF /PCG/!) |
| 02:19 - 02:20 | I'm Depressed (WHAT A R*TARD!) |
| 02:20 - 02:22 | That I got banned (WHAT A LOLCOW!) |
| 02:22 - 02:28 | ALL BECAUSE I SAID “CARRIED!” (STOP SHITTING UP THIS BOARD!) |
| 02:28 - 02:31 | My beloved yabbit, |
| 02:31 - 02:33 | You're still posting your based memes |
| 02:33 - 02:38 | While torturing my cock and balls! |
| 02:38 - 02:41 | DESTROY PIPKIN PIPPA |
| 02:41 - 02:44 | LET PHASE AND VTUBERS GO TO HELL! |
| 02:44 - 02:49 | If you won't be my Oshi once again... |
| 02:51 - 02:54 | CHASE: Henri, every Phase Friend blocked us on Twitter. |
| 02:54 - 02:55 | HENRI: The fuck? |
| 02:55 - 02:58 | CHASE: And Kiwifarms is after us, we're fucked. |
| 02:58 - 03:02 | HENRI: But how? I... Never mind, Keep the attack! |
| 03:02 - 03:08 | I'll have her! I'll have her even if it takes A BILLION ALTS! |
| 03:08 - 03:10 | HELLFIRE |
| 03:10 - 03:12 | PINK FIRE |
| 03:12 - 03:16 | NOW YOU BITCH, IT'S YOUR TURN! |
| 03:16 - 03:21 | CHOOSE ME OR GET FIRED |
| 03:21 - 03:26 | UNBAN ME OR YOU'LL BURN! |
| 03:27 - 03:33 | YAGOO have mercy on her... (YOUR OSHI HATES YOU!) |
| 03:33 - 03:39 | YAGOO have mercy on Me... (MOVE ON DUDE!) |
| 03:39 - 03:43 | But she will be mine |
| 03:43 - 03:45 | Or she |
| 03:46 - 03:48 | WILL. |
| 03:48 - 03:56 | BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 03:58 - 04:00 | *dies of cringe* |
