| 00:00 - 00:04 | BSV up 100% since release of the latex template. COPA lawyers say they're overwhelmed with evidence. |
| 00:04 - 00:07 | If we mobilize our sockpuppet armies we may be able to suppress the narrative. |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | We are still able to gather the reenforcements from Magical CryptoLand. Greg has been notified. |
| 00:10 - 00:15 | Plebs have been told to sync nodes, and a new shipment of NoCraig hats is underway. |
| 00:17 - 00:22 | Craig is not Satoshi, the magic crypto zoo animals will HODL the line. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We think... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We think Craig might really be Satoshi |
| 00:34 - 00:35 | And he has Satoshi's keys |
| 00:53 - 00:54 | Only wizards stay here... |
| 00:54 - 00:58 | Cobra, Artie, Samson, SpaceCat, Peter |
| 00:58 - 01:02 | No github commits, then get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I told you we are all Satoshi! |
| 01:15 - 01:16 | Its about decentralization! |
| 01:16 - 01:19 | And running your node, and segwit! |
| 01:19 - 01:23 | and losing transaction history with Lightning Network, and Schnorr signatures |
| 01:23 - 01:25 | so we can buy drugs on the dark web, and Child Porn, |
| 01:25 - 01:26 | And use assassination markets! |
| 01:27 - 01:29 | Craig is not Satoshi! I am Satoshi! |
| 01:30 - 01:31 | It will be ok, I have some BSV in a cold wallet |
| 01:31 - 01:33 | If he is Satoshi, why can't he code! |
| 01:33 - 01:36 | He just gets awarded patent after patent! |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | He got the whitepaper taken down on Bitcoin.org! |
| 01:39 - 01:40 | And he can't even sign with the Gensis block! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, he did sign with Block 1 for Gavin Andresen and others. |
| 01:42 - 01:44 | And Gavin was bamboozled! Greg even told me! |
| 01:44 - 01:45 | I read it on /r/bsv |
| 01:46 - 01:47 | My Fuhrer |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Gavin testified under oath that he was not bamboozled. |
| 01:49 - 01:52 | Do you think any of that matters to Magical Crypto idiots! |
| 01:52 - 01:54 | Its the narratives that matter, not the truth! |
| 01:54 - 01:57 | We make reality, and Greg! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Greg touches the ouji board with his invisible hand, |
| 02:00 - 02:01 | And the plebs follow. The media follows. |
| 02:01 - 02:03 | The devs follow. The exhanges follow. |
| 02:03 - 02:04 | The market follows. |
| 02:05 - 02:09 | If we knew he was Satoshi, then why did we sue him in COPA! |
| 02:09 - 02:11 | He has won every single case! |
| 02:11 - 02:17 | He owns the Bitcoin copyright! |
| 02:17 - 02:25 | His unmasking is the biggest risk to Coinbase in their IPO filing! |
| 02:27 - 02:31 | He probably owns millions of BTC in the Tulip Trust. |
| 02:32 - 02:36 | All of the core devs are probably going to end up in prison! |
| 02:43 - 02:53 | They are going to find out that core development was funded by Jeffrey Epstein! |
| 02:54 - 02:59 | And that Gary Gensler was our inside man at the SEC to protect crypto. |
| 03:01 - 03:06 | And that SBF was our patsy! |
| 03:06 - 03:13 | Don't worry they aren't charging SBF for his election interference. |
| 03:16 - 03:25 | The Delist-BSV campaigns are not working. |
| 03:33 - 03:43 | Get the Lopp list of BSVers, and lets get ready to put them all in a box. |
| 03:44 - 03:55 | List them on Cobra's assassination market. Craig is not our Satoshi. Crypto anarchy will reign. |
