| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have posted a signed letter on X |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | featuring the allegations |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and it was co-signed by Anderson and Yusuf. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Your letter is in the Telegraph. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Statements have been sent to GB News and mainstream outlets. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And Elon has posted his support, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | setting it all in order? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Farage... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Elon... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Elon seems to have washed his hands of us. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Party members and supporters on X are all siding with Lowe. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everone leave the room except Candy, Yusuf, Tice, and Anderson. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You couldn't make it up! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You couldn't fucking make it up! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I'm Mr. Fucking Brexit for God's sake! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Who the hell is Lowe to upstage me? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'm the one who beat Juncker! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Have they forgotten my victories in Brussels? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I mocked Van Rumpoy and Schulz when nobody else would! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How can my voters walk away now? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mr. Farage, his work ethic is legendary! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He's a showpony! We can't campaign on mass deportations! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr. Farage, it would be very popular! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We're trying to win suburban swing voters |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | and Good Morning Britain! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And what were you thinking, Zia? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | He's 67 fucking years old! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Who would admit to being intimidated by an OAP? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You absolute fucking little girl's blouse! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It's not as if he turned up with a crowbar and said he'd break your legs! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Do I have to do this all myself? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I should have purged my rivals at the beginning like Starmer! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Last time I stepped aside |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | we gave Boris the chance and he fucked it. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Everything was going fine this time! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But Lowe had to go and show me up |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | posting on X that we'd smash grooming gangs and stop the boats! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Now the British people expect real change! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I just wanted to cut taxes |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and maybe turn a few boats back. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Now our voters want some real results! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Isobel, Dubai apartment deposits are often refundable. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All my life I have dreamed |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | of leading a simple neo-Thatcherite government. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But now? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | My war is lost. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If we don't make peace with Lowe, we'll poll as badly as the Lib Dems in 2019. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And I might as well change my name |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | To Jo Fucking Swinson. |
