| 00:00 - 00:03 | EL SALVADOR LOOKS SKETCHY |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | NON STOP SURF CONTESTS |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | KOOKS ARE EVERYWHERE |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | ALL HEADED TO SAME PLACE |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | STUPID SURF CITY |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | LOTS OF HOT BITCHES |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | WE'LL GET LAID |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | FETTERMAN... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | TELL HIM |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | LBGTQ plus SURFING CONTEST |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | HAS BEEN SCHEDULED |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I WANT TO SPEAK WITH FETTERMAN...SKELTOR...CRAPS AND POO POO |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | CONTESTS ARE BULLSHIT! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | MARXIST BUTT PLUGS FUCK! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | NO ONE WANTS TO SURF WITH CROWDS! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | SURF CITY MY ASS! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | CROWDS SUCK! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | CONTESTS! IDIOTS! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | SURFING IS NOT ABOUT CONTESTS! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I'M FED UP WITH THIS KOOK BULLSHIT! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | BUT IT'S GOOD FOR THEIR ECONOMY |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | ECONOMY MY ASS! KISS MY ASS! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | BUT SURF CITY IS A SUCCESS |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | YOU CALL NON STOP CONTESTS A SUCCESS? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | PARADISE DESTROYED! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | CONTESTS ARE FOR IDIOTS |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | AND BRAZILLIONS! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | IT'S WORSE THAN SOCCER GARBAGE! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | LBGTQ WHAT THE FUCK? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | TRANS SURFING CONTESTS? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | NO SURFBOARDS NEEDED! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | THEY RIDE THE BALONEY PONYy! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | COVER YOUR ASS! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | SURFING IS IN MY HEART! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | IT'S MY ENTIRE LIFE |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | FUCK ME |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | SURF CITY IS BULLSHIT |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | PUNTA ROCA IS NOW KOOK-A-ROCA |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | CROWDS OF TRANNY'S |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | CROSS STEPPING BITCHES |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | SURFING MAKES THEIR ANUS BLOAT! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I'VE HAD ANUS BLOAT...IT'S NOT THAT BAD |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | WELL SURF BUDDIES.... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | THE KOOKS HAVE DEFEATED US |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | CONTESTS |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | EL SALVADOR...RUINED |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | SURF CITY IS TOTAL BULLSHIT... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | HUGE CROWDS IN THE WATER |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | TIME TO FIND A NEW SPOT.. |
