| 00:00 - 00:03 | Surely since the last owners we cant fail |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Success is ours surely |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | What about Ukas though? |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Not so good I fear we may have been rumbled this time. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Surely not, has fat Cath fucked up! |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It was deliberate |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Fucking Ukas will have our bollocks |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Fat Cath has been sacked |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Stupid cow |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Right shred all documents |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Fuck me if Ukas poke around |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | We must distract them somehow |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Distract them how |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | With a 10p fucking coffee!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I told you all to let Tim do Ukas but oh no you have to bring in |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Some Fucking northern bint and her |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Transgender sidekick |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | For fucks sake this wouldnt have |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Happened in Cliffs day!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Right sack anyone who speaks northern or |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Looks like a fucking parrot with |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | A fucking strap on immediately |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We cant do that its against |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The law these days |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fuck the law |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Theres no other way |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | All we need now is another fucking online |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Survey or security bollocks to fill in |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Somebody get me a coffee |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Its gone up to 20p now! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | For fuck sake even thats going wrong |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | All i need now is for some cunt to ask for a pay rise |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They just have in asbestos |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Fuck me cancel the scouser and the other bird who |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Had interviews last week |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I didnt think it could |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Get any worse than under the last muppets but oh no of course |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It fucking could. Right sack the general manager he speaks northern |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | For fuck sake what happened |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | To the good old days when we put Ukas up in the |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Royal Victoria with a |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Lobster Thermidor dinner and a backhander |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | If we fucked it up. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We have only one chance now we will try and blame Cumtech |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | For sending too |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Much work and forcing us to make |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Errors under pressure best way out i reckon is to blame the northerners for the |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Fuck up here |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Hopefully Ukas will fall for it |
