| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Fuhrer, We have organised for you to |
| 00:03 - 00:05 | pick up your new Emira from |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | the Lotus factory at Hethel |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We know it is a little later than you expected |
| 00:12 - 00:16 | but you do get to drive down some nice English lanes |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Do we ge time to visit the shop |
| 00:20 - 00:22 | I want to buy a 2 tee shirts |
| 00:22 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | transmission |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | the transmission is manual, not automatic as ordered |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | it has a little stick on the floor |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | You only had one job. Leave now if you like the AMG i4 engine, go buy some crisps, stand outside |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I told you clearly it must have flappy paddles. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | shiny up and down flappy paddles |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | what am I suppose to do with a stick on the floor |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | it is already one year late and now |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I will go to the back of the queue |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I told you all clearly as possible |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | get on the configurator and dont cock it up |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Hethel Yellow with black pack, red leather |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer - I have more infomation that may be helpful |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What else could your possibly say to improve this shit show |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer - They have supplied Verdant Green |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | As I said, you only had one job |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | What am I going to do with a green car |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | everything I own is green |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | uniforms, tanks, V2s, France |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I want to stand out in a YELLOW car |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Why have I waited this long. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I paid my deposit 18 months ago before Jenson said he wanted one |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I have already traded in my Volkswagen |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | do you want me to walk everywhere or borrow a bicycle from Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Even Harry got his delivered |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and driven though Europe on twisty roads |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | will I get VIP written on the chassis. NO |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I know Shmee |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | has got one in his garage and bought a jacket in the shop |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I am disapointed in all of you idiots |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Next, you will be telling me |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | that the audio system is rubbish |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and there are spelling mistakes in the handbook |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | he shouldn't listen to the online reviews. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I know when I am beaten |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | lets go down the pub |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | who just farted |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | those sausages were rather hot last night |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Cyril, I dont know how to press three pedals |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I only have two legs |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Sell the car - just flip it. |
