| 00:00 - 00:03 | This year's Gook Waffle Ride will be epic fellas |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We will be starting from Joe's place |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | then head East towards Escondido. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We will stop first at The Pancake House to carb load |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but afterwards, it'll be a fucking grind for the next 70 miles. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's a fine as long as we set time aside |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | for coffee breaks and group selfies. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | But David, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Don and I |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | we're training for the real BWR |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and we want to finish the ride in under 4 hours |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone that doesn't know how to maintain their bikes, get the fuck out of this room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Bitches who do you think we are? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We're not built like the Sangbagger |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | That asshole is always giving us the look back. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Then there's that Yazuka |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | always grabbing my stripper's breast. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This is a social ride and not a fucking hammer fest. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I had plans to record our ride to post on Facebook |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and that new trending app TikTok. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But David, TikTok is a Ching-Chong app. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Bitch, don't you know that's where all the blondes are? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Fake blondes...Carpets don't match the drapes. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't give a rat's ass as long as there's some bush. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You guys and your waxed vaginas. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | That's borderline pedophile. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You guys are almost as bad as Old Man Thanh |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | where he claims to have used all 4 fingers |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | on some innocent chick back in high school. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | She's probably has daddy issues now. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | You guys have no respect for strippers... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Grabbing breasts, inserting fingers, double dildos and ATMs. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Fuck this hammer fest. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'll just borrow Vien's Ebike and put on the hurt. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It'll be me giving you bitches a look back. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Make sure Kent is coming |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | so we can blame on the token white guy when we go trail poaching. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Also has anyone heard from that trimmed eyebrow homophobic Pinoy? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I swear that guy used to be a strong rider |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | but all he does now is go to all-you-can-eat buffets. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I miss the time we did a couples massage and he asked for a happy ending. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Stacy, Mike only lasted for 30 seconds. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I don't know why we're even doing GWR. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We should instead be eating lobster at Valley View. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Joe may end up getting gout again. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It'll be the 6th time this year, but he doesn't give a fuck. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If we do this GWR, every one needs to show up |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and not this "My goldfish died" bullshit. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Put the date out there and let's do this. |
