00:00 - 00:03 | Myriad is sending several algos onto the beaches of Normandy, |
00:04 - 00:05 | and several more toward the Eastern front. |
00:05 - 00:07 | Sha and scrypt are coming from the east, |
00:08 - 00:12 | while qubit, skein, and groestl approach from the west. |
00:12 - 00:15 | We can't hold them off for much longer. |
00:17 - 00:19 | And we only have a single algo? |
00:19 - 00:21 | Sha256? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein furher... |
00:27 - 00:28 | we only have... |
00:31 - 00:33 | We only have a single algo. |
00:34 - 00:36 | They will overwhelm us with five. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except Kaiter, Yurog, Krebbs, and Potok. |
01:13 - 01:15 | That's why I said five! |
01:15 - 01:17 | I told you idiots five! |
01:18 - 01:23 | How can we compete with a single algo versus five? |
01:25 - 01:28 | Bitcoin will never compete with Myriad. |
01:29 - 01:31 | We will succumb to the many algos. |
01:31 - 01:34 | There is no way we can survive this assault. |
01:34 - 01:37 | We'll be burned by the many types of hashing. |
01:37 - 01:40 | We need more algos! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Mein furher, we can't add more algos now. |
01:42 - 01:46 | Why not five algos for bitcoin?!? |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mein furher, the Chinese will never allow us to change or add algos. |
01:48 - 01:52 | The Chinese will cost us this war! |
01:53 - 01:54 | We're screwed! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Why didn't we change in 2011? |
01:57 - 02:00 | Fuck me we should have adapted! |
02:00 - 02:03 | We'll never escape now. |
02:04 - 02:08 | Myriad will overwhelm us and we'll burn! |
02:08 - 02:13 | Burn on the ASICs that are now hashing for Myriad! |
02:14 - 02:16 | And we had the chance to change, |
02:17 - 02:21 | but we missed it, now we're dead like Stalin! |
02:27 - 02:29 | Now we must consider some other options, |
02:30 - 02:34 | some other drastic options. |
02:34 - 02:36 | We will offer other algos, |
02:41 - 02:42 | on sidechains... |
02:43 - 02:47 | Sidechains! That will save us from the myriad of Myriad's algos! |
02:48 - 02:53 | They can not compete with Bitcoin! |
02:54 - 02:56 | Bitcoin has been around for years. |
02:56 - 02:59 | We'll not be brushed aside by an upstart! |
03:00 - 03:02 | We'll tack on changes to stay ahead! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's hopeless, let's exchange our BTC for MYR. |
03:14 - 03:16 | We can't let our troops see the terrible situation we're in. |
03:19 - 03:23 | If we do, then all is lost. |
03:25 - 03:26 | Lost... |
03:31 - 03:33 | The trick, is to pretend. |
03:40 - 03:46 | We'll act as though we support expanding distribution with sidechains, |
03:46 - 03:49 | but it's all a ruse... |
03:53 - 03:56 | though I'm afraid Myriadcoin will crush us in the end... |