| 00:00 - 00:03 | We just received our plane tickets for Amerika |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We will be leaving in the morning |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and our first stop will be Ground Kontrol. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They just finished with a new remodel |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and added more floor space for games and hipsters. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Excellent, I can stop by This Old Game |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and finally get my Star Wars cockpit art from Rich. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Rich... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Rich has postponed production of the side art again. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It will not be ready for another year.. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you have never restored an arcade game before...leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What do you mean another year?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I have been waiting too fucking long for this!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He has had the original films for eight fucking years!!!!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How in fucking hell am I going to show off my game |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | for the end of the war party?!?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I could have paid Escape Pod Online |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | for this shit and been able to have it years ago |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and it probably would have looked better!!!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, but Escape Pod steals art from Rich and Darrin |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a FUCK!!! I needed this art YEARS AGO!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, Escape Pod only uses inkjet and TOG silk screens! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You were probably the asshole who was selling the $4,000 empty Quantum! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | $4,000!!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | All I want is to have the nicest |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | man cave on KLOV, and Rich has delayed shipping a |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | product yet again, with another bullshit excuse!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The Popeye isn't even available anymore, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and the fucking Basement Arcade keeps having parties |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | before I can even have a single get together!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | PhetishBoy builds a new house for Galaxy Blue even, and I have nothing!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I will never get rep on KLOV again... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Craigslist has no inventory |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and I can't survive on memes alone.. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I am fucking finished on KLOV! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Now I have to leave my account and go over to BYOAC!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I had dreams of finishing my Star Wars and Rich has fucked me!! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I should have known better |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I knew he wouldn't deliver |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | My wife knows I already spent the money on it!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay...it's just a hobby... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Fuck this... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm going to sell all of my games... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm getting... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | out of the hobby once and for all... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If there's anything that you want to buy |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | then I suggest you MMAO right now |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Otherwise I'm leaving it on the curb.. |
