| 00:00 - 00:03 | DAMN, we're near perfection with our new station, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | but still getting pushback |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | from the maggots still placing silverware here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | You need to continue to send messages |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | until they submit to your demands, and put silverware here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Silverware has been addressed. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | At least the drains are unclogged. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Chief Harrington... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the drains... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The drains have been clogged again, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and Curtis took the plumbing apart. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except Roger, Greg, Mike, and Derrick. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Curtis did what with the plumbing?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That big nut son of a bitch! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I'll take that plumbing and shove it up his ass! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He'll take it like his anal beads. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'm done buying Drain-O! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They want to take apart plumbing, move my forks?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'll show Sellers what I think of his silverware placement! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Those maggots can eat with their hands! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Chief Harrington, it wasn't Sellers it was Derrick. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That dumbass Derrick, he is going to stop flooding the bathroom floors too! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Matt, the recliners are far more important. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't talk to me about recliners when I'm slipping in the locker room! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Mincey! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He will fix the recliners! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | He is the only one fit to be the next Ass Chief! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | All other captains would be garbage! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You say the building is near perfect?! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We have dirty toothpicks holding the building up! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | These filthy maggots! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Who taught them how to live in a firehouse?! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm at my wit's end. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I've given my life to this department. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | These maggots screw it up. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Now I understand, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | this is why Steve stepped down and stopped answering his phone! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Why do we still have these vultures begging for overtime?! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Especially that dumbass, Hess. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Mike says he will go to Huntersville for it, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and Shamus is complaining about weekends! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Jen, it's not your fault. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I don't know what else to do. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The only solution is to keep sending more messages. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Maybe write-up's... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | maybe suspensions? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | All I know is I'm finished with these maggots. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'll drop the next one that talks back. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I can't wait to be chief. |
