| 00:00 - 00:05 | Ok so this week I got a new job at Costco putting the new products on the web |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | All day putting new products on the website |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | So this morning, we got a new product |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | "Blooming Waters" - I don't know what the fuck this is, but people were buying it instantly |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | So for the next 12 hours I only put 1x up at a time |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | 1x up |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | 1x up |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | there were 95,000 visitors on just that one web page |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | 1x up |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | then I let them put it in the cart and get like 10x saved up |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | and then id go and add more stock |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | So they'd see in stock....BUT THEN ID ONLY PUT 1 |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | THEY DONT KNOW YOU CANT |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | CHECK OUT 10X WHEN I ONLY PUT 1X |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | THEY WERE SPAMMING CHECKOUT ALL DAY |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | TRYING TO GET IT |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | 1x up |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE NO-LIFES DOING ALL DAY |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | SPAMMING THE CHECK OUT BUTTON |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | THEY HAD NO GODDAMN CHANCE THE WHOLE TIME |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | I'd take it off the site and then wait about 5 minutes |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | and then here you go, here's 1x more |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | then my boss came in and asked how the sales of blooming were going |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | he said he saw we only sold 5 all morning |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | so I let some of the shmucks check out a few hundred |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | then he left and I went back to adding 1 at a time |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | i couldn't help myself |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | it was too goddamn funny |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | i looked up stock and we had 50,000 units |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | 1x |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | it would have taken me... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | it would have taken me... |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | 18 years to get rid of all of the stock |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | at this rate of 1 at a time |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | But i couldn't stop thinking about these idiots freaking out why they cant checkout |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | "And they have 10x in the cart?" |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | YEA 10X IN THE CART |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | THEY WOULD HAVE HAD A BETTER CHANCE WINNING THE LOTTERY |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | These poor shmucks |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I know I should feel bad |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | "So you don't feel bad?" |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | No literally not at all. I can say at least 5-10 people got it |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | I did my job. Stock went up |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Even if it was less than 1% |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Spamming check out all day |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | I put up a total of 12 |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | I think I'm getting fired tomorrow |
