| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Fuhrer we have news |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | that the new BMW M2 has been released to the public. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We have already seen leaked pictures of it here and |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | have seen test mules running around here and Pankow. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | So far it looks good and is rumored to have 370hp. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about the Side View Mirrors? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They look aggressive I hope. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | BMW... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | BMW chose to put the regular 2-Series mirrors on the M2. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It doesn't look that bad. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following idiots stay here: Keitel, Jodl, Krebs, and Burgdorf. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THAT WAS A DIRECT ORDER!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I told you not to pre-order the new M2 unless it looked like a real ///M Car!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Now what am I supposed to do?! I'll lose my deposit! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | When I show up to car meets, everyone is going to laugh at me! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I heard it doesn't even come with a Carbon Fiber Roof! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I should've ordered the M4 GTS!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | How can it only be 50lbs lighter than an M4?! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | When it is smaller and more compact! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, but it does the Ring in 7:58. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You've got to be joking me, the 2015 Honda Civic Type R has a Ring time of 7:50! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, but it can come with a 6MT. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Nobody cares about Manual anymore, DCT is faster! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This is ridiculous! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I was going to dominate Mercedes and Audi |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | but even the RS3 and the A45 AMG have better seats |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | what does BMW expect us to do, |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | buy every M Performance Part just to get the car to look like a real M Car? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The M2 was supposed to be the reincarnation of the E46 M3. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | To make me feel like I was reliving the glory days of BMW ///Motorsport! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I might as well just buy a Volkswagen Diesel and sell all my M's to Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You can't understand my frustration. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I was going to destroy everyone at CCA Autocross events |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and be the Autocross Champion of the World. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What am I going to do? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I can't believe they didn't design real M side view mirrors for the car. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | What would it have cost them to design real M mirrors? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | As if the base price of $51,000 is too close the F80 M3 already? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | No, but real M Mirrors would have |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | added 500lbs to the car anyways! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we still have the M5. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I should start looking at the 2016 Audi TTS. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | At least it's 400lbs lighter than the M2. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | All is lost. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The horsepower war is over. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | How much will it cost to retrofit the S55 into the M2? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We'll lose a good exhaust note but at least we can make up... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ...for the weight. |
