| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Fuhrer Prime Day is a huge letdown |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Amazon is selling random crap |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Its more like a god damn garage sale |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | On top of that everything is a damn lightning sale |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Im having trouble finding anything worth buying |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Don't worry |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They said there would be more deals than Black Friday |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They didnt say they would be better deals |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We saved our money for no reason |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has a prime trial account get out of my sight |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What kind of sale is this? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Its a bunch of random shit! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | fucking kids toys |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | why would I need a subscription for kids diapers? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I am a grown man for christ sakes! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Ive been saving money for two weeks for this shit |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Why is there nothing that I want? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer you can save 20% on laundry detergent |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck you and your laundry detergent. I wanted a TV! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer there were some on sale! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Dont you think I know that? They sold out in seconds! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I couldnt even get on the fucking waitlist |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Why did I bother staying up past midnight |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | refreshing the page constantly |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | only to have it sell out before I could get one |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Then there was that chefs hat too |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I was hoping to do my swedish chef impersonation |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Only to have it be a fucking add on item |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I couldnt find another $30 of shit I wanted |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | How sad is that? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I love Amazon prime their two day shipping is amazing |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I was so excited for a prime members only sale |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Whats the point of having an exclusive sale |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | When literally anyone can sign up for free? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The whole point was to have a sale for prime members |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | This is how they reward my loyalty? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Some sale on detergent and diapers |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | For this I pay $100 a year! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry you can still cancel your trial before they charge you |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I didnt even buy a single thing |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | What am I going to do with the gift cards I got? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Maybe Ill buy a kindle paperwhite |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I know Its not even on sale |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I would cancel prime If I could but I cant go back to waiting a week for something to arrive |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Prime has spoiled me... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fucking Prime Day... |
