| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Rabbits podcast has taken off successfully |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | While Nic continues to search for Tanis at an incredibly slow pace |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Even though it is clearly marked right here on this map |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | With a large neon TANIS sign outside |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and it's even marked as a Pokemon Go gym |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes, Yes, but when will the Black Tapes |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | With the sultry voice of Alex Reagan resume? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The podcast... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The podcast will come back for six episodes only |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | in August and then will end forever. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Will everyone who is a Tanis zombie or bi-locating please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How can The Black Tapes end? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They can't resolve all of this in 6 episodes and then end! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I believed the story was real for a year and a half! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I built this F%$^ing bunker to insulate us from the unsound! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | What about the unrequited love between Alex and Richard? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | What am I supposed to listen to now, Tanis? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Nothing ever happens in Tanis, Nic has a dream, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | gets a call from MK, then does a Square Space ad. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer, NIc makes a lot of websites- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Do any of them tell us anything about a plot for Tanis season 3? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer, one says "Seeking Tanis Runner Available!" |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Maybe he should buy www.GetOnWithTheStory.com |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The last episode was 43 minutes, 14 of which... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | was pauses between sentences of the dialog |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | While on Rabbits we have a gamer girl who knows 40 year old video games |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | to unlock alternate realities, but they haven't gotten rid of me? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The Black Tapes unlocked incredible mysteries |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | through the eyes of Alex and Richard, and connected them to an... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | imminent apocalypse of biblical proportions. Now that's a story! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | It makes me want to put an upside down face on Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I recall when the lovely Alex asked if the tapes were all connected, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | the first time she called Dr. Strand "Richard." |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | What she must have felt when Coralee appeared! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Six Episodes... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Six episodes to solve all of these mysteries and save the world. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I want to sing Alex to sleep when she has insomnia, and slap... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Dr. Strand upside da head for ignoring her obvious affection |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I swear to God if this nerd doesn't grab her and kiss her |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | right in the middle of a Bombas Socks ad I'll pull my hair out |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry Gerta, I'm still shipping Carly and Jones |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | If The Back Tapes Podcast is ending, |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I suppose it's not worth going on |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's all over. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The Eld Fen book... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | let's screw with Nic, get it and write a bunch of crap in it, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | place it in Himmler's library, |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and date it "1960." |
