| 00:00 - 00:03 | Another glorious Hearts season |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Time to start plan a trip |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I reckon we'll play someone close to Germany |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | A few good beer trips and singing about how shite Hibs are |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We missed out on it last year but Hearts are better than Scotland |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Sounds good |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Let's find JJ and collect that £50 |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Davie... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ....I dunno how to say this but |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ...Hibs finished above us and by a canter |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They went on an incredible run |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who wasn't here when this bet was made, leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How the fuck did this happen?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They've David Gray in charge! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He's basically a caretaker manager! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And Rocky Bushiri at the back who is a huddy! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He was Shanklands bitch boy last year! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And they've got a squirrel upfront |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | with the worst hair transplant the world has ever seen! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How the fuck can this happen to me?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Hos...they went 16 games unbeaten |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Bollocks...the Glorious Romanov's teams did that easy |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They changed to 3-4-3 and it's easy for them |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Shankland, Wilson...Kowabunga thats an attacking front line |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | How did Neil Critchley let this happen |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Romanov would have picked a frontline that wins all the time |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Skácel, Jankauskas, even fucking Bednář all scored for fun!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We used to sing songs celebrating 5-1 milking it |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now we've got to listen to Hibs fans talking about David Gray |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Like he's some sort of baldy, caretaking Leith God |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The header in the cup final was lucky as fuck |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | If the sun didn't shine on the goal the keeper would have saved it |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | How can I face that smug diabetic JJ now? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And McManiac...he'll be calling us all rodents all summer |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Even that fake Italian Patrizio will be joining in from his corner seat |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I can't stand handing money over to these spoon burners |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | If don't win this Scottish Cup, it's gonna be a long summer |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Could you imagine a summer of those three bragging about how good VAR is |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | If I had my way VAR would be gone |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Gav was right about 'Penalty to Hibs' in the group chat |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Every fucking week, then that squirrel scores it |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK Karen, Ethan's music will get the money back |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | JJ has played a blinder calling this |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He's seen a lot of low's in his time watching THEM |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | So credit where it's due |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I think i'll go into the kennels next week... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | ....I'll look him in the eyes and say 'well done and Hearts are shite' |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Hibs in Europe is all we're gonna hear |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ....at least they'll be out be the trades |
