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| 00:00 - 00:00 | |
| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have revised past papers the last week |
| 00:04 - 00:07 | All the predictions appear in our favour |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Along with a cheeky 2am revision session |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It seems impossible to fuck this up |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | AQA blessed us on lit 1, hopefully this one is easy too |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner said Section A was on Mrs Birling or the Inspector |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And Section C was about a washing machine |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone on any other exam board other then AQA, leave the room, In fire, blood and anguish |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | A fucking washing machine!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Since when was being a maid on the spec |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | 2 years of revision for a shitty washing machine |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | For fucks sake |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Do Aqa examiners not go outside? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How the hell do i compare a washing machine to nature |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And that 8 marker at the end was total Bullshit |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It gave me a audible heart attack |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | At least section B was easy |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That just raises the grade boundaries, you large foreheaded individual |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer, atleast you saw the 's' on Mrs Birling |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I wrote about the Inspector you twat |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Only idiots did Mrs Birling |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | She's irrelevant as fuck |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And only has like 2 memorable quotes |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | At least with the Inspector I cooked a little |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And why did everyone steal my idea of writing about Remains? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Now all the exams are going to look the exact same and get no pity for creativity |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We're all just going to seem like NPCs |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And I'm going to get a similar grade to that set 8 kid, Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | At least I didn't quote the inspector with 'I don't play golf' |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I remembered the good quotes with all the subject terminology |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Take that Stalin! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Oh shit |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I got strict parents who want me to be a doctor |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They may never speak in my presence again |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Sometimes I wonder |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | What would have been the better way to not get a 9 |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Minimum wage here I come |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Anna, we can start an ONLYFANS |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | At least I never have to read a book again |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I can't begin to fathom the horrors of the language papers |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Fuck grade 9 |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The 9... Is lost... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I suppose the range of grade 6 - 8 is still available |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Hopefully I wont be disowned |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get studying for Physics Paper 1 |
