| 00:00 - 00:03 | mein fuher this is the situation |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | you have spent 15k |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | on both packs and accounts |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | we moved Ms somebody on Halt but got ratio'd the fuck out of |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and birded the account to keep flea boy away from the last of alchs honor |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | and what of the op capture? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | My bofriend lesky cleared with his granary boosters and 700% cy |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Stu |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Lesky |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | lesky and boogie both failed miserably |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | the bot was not efficeint enough with tool whipes |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | anyone who's account is managed by rachel leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | what the fuck is this |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I fund you accounts |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | pay the subscription to the finest bot I could find |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and still you cannot get a ratio better than 1-1 |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | this is why my wife left me |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | not only is my penis small |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | but I hate women and substitute money for skill in online games |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | is it too much to ask for a team who does not bird constantly |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mr Stu squid 70 has not put up a 2 month bird |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | DO NOT MENTION HIS NAME |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Stu he and thom1 are our only non birded players |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You think I don't know that |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | cowards |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | so what if I do not attack |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I simply do not want to loose my beef troops |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | they are too expensive to be used in pvp |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | none of you are even eventing anymore |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I try to do nomads but I end up wiping myself |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | why does Jesse have to get more bitches than me |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I blame my faliures in the game on my current sexual frustration |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | thank god for boogie's pvp ability |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | he is an inovator in the game |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | a true warrior of alchemists |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | undefeated in combat |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | his pvp skills put you all to shame |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | why can you all not be as honourable as him |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | he is second only to myself |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and to rachel our slave and secretary |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | a good white man he is |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | he doesnt know boogie is pakistani |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I have not been errect for months now |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | this war has taken a toll on my libido |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | help me with that auby |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I've always liked you |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | you and daniel will wipe josh again |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and give me my first errection in months |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | or else Jesse wins |
