| 00:00 - 00:03 | Tanium Satellites will be deployed here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Each Domain has one |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And will deploy the client |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | All Domains should it in 2 weeks |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | With Patching beginning soon after |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's fine, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We just need to review GDPR and legal |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We didn't do |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | any of that |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | No requirements planning |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone that wasn't in charge of this, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the actual fuck. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You've been working this for year |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We took pictures with those guys. And now we need to cancel it. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Cancel everything. No Tanium. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Don't worry, those with it will renew |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You didn't do any due diligence |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Just decided you knew what was best |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Kept your pride |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, what about Verizon? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck Verizon, they didn't ask either |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, we don't them no talk to our |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | resources that know the products |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | That's just fucking |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | great. Years of knowledge |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and you can't be bothered |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | to use any of it. Babies. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We can't deploy this now. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | One Region run Tanium for 3 years |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | 3 Fucking Years |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Presented at Conferences |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | but you can't even ask them anything |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | This hurts my soul because I'm responsible for you assholes |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Me. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You did look into anything, did you? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Legal - No |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | GDPR - No. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Sites Needs - No. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We look like complete assholes |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | What are we going to say to those sites? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | The region with it is safe |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I don't pay attention |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | This is my fault |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | You guys suck |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Suck Balls |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I guess I can say I had a stroke |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | or was on vacation for year |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | You guys sucks |
