| 00:00 - 00:05 | Levy calls big Ange in to ask him about his transfer targets |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Ange: We need to sign a top striker |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | To score 30 goals a season |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | And win us the league |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Isaak would love to sign for Spurs! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | What's big Ange smoking? |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Jesus |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | They've offered him 50 shekels a week! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | And two bagels! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Isak said I want to play champions league not championship |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | You last won the league in black and white |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | 1961! Even Leicester, Blackburn and Notts Forest have won it since then |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | You have fewer cups |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Than my wife's bra! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | And even less support! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | But a stadium full of mugs! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Jesus! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Shite Fart Lane! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Isak said: 'I'd rather play for Scunthorpe!' |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | You can't even beat Arsenal ladies team! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Levy gets a contract |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | With a 5 shekel a week bonus |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | And says with a straight face |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | We are the biggest team in the league |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | We are nailed on to win |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | The champions league and premier league |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Are you on drugs? |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | You can't even beat AZ Alkmar! |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | You replaced Mourinho with this fat Aussie from Hackney Marshes |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | He can't even win the Sunday |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Pub team league |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | And you want me to play |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | for this shower of shite? |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | You've got more chance |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | of oscar pistorius catching athletes foot! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | 'Is that no' ? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Levy asked him |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Isak nearly fell off his chair |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Levy's a twat |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I nearly shit myself laughing |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | What did big Ange say? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | He just sat there looking at the floor repeating 'mate' |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | I always win something in my second season |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Greatest night of comedy |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Isak: I've suffered enough coming from Africa |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Why the fuck would anyone |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Want to live in Tottenham? |
