| 00:00 - 00:03 | We managed to only get 15 millions of our chinesee cars into Australia |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Most of them landed in Perth. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They are buckets of shit |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And people will soon realise! |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Other manufacturers are trying to compete with EV's |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Oh boy.... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We are in trouble now you fuck wits. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | BOSS, the public is asking for more! |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The fuel prices |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | are $2.20 for a litre of fuel |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | People dont mind buckets of plastic crap there. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Ford, Nissan ,Toyota, Mazda get the fuck out, you can't listen to this. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | YOU MUPPETS!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why would you say that infront of them? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They can not know our plan! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We know the chinese cars we make |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Are buckets of shit |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | But we need to fool the public |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | into thinking they are good, we all know |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | they are going to be worth fuck all soon. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | They will hold the resale value we think. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Resale value?, Would you buy a car with 30% battery life left? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But they dont make any noise when driving. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We want to dominate the world with our junk |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Before they all blow up |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We want to take as much |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | market share as possible before |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | the govertment realises what we are doing. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | All them manufactures can do one with combusition engines |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and V8's - Thinking they are fucking cool |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They dont even have tracking systems |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | In their systems, ours can tell us when one of the owners are taking a shit |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I contacted TEMU last night |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They told me they just finished making 48 million more chinese shitters |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We must support them |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Our wholesale cost is only $2 Per car |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They look good for what you get we all know this. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We need to move 48 million cars!!! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Stop letting the proper manufacturers |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | know Our plan!! and move some METAL! Dont tell them you have to |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Wait months for repairs on these too! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok we use an electric scooter |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I am going to contact TEMU |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And ask if they can only deliver |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | 45 million cars.. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Ill speak with Ford, Toyota etc |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'll them in 5 years they can have some market share back when our cars are heading back to China |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | For now, go back to your work stations |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And make more useless shit no one needs |
