| 00:00 - 00:05 | So Luke comes in,banging on the desk, Steve, Terry, we need to talk about FGH |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Come on, this is important guys |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Stevie's like,'Hey boss what's up? |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Whats the problem?I've got quotes in here for £10k |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Luke says, 'FGH money's been cut again, you've got 40 quid to spend' |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | 40 quid!! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | 40 quid!! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | The buildings fucking crumbling!! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | 40 quid!! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | So Stevie says, Fair enough, I've got this stuff here that will stick it together nicely |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | and he's holding up this tube of fucking wood glue |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | I'll try this then, maybe it'll stick the bricks together |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | And Russ is like |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Fucking wood glue?? |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Are you off your fucking head?? |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | and Terry's like, 'It might work' |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Russ says Wood glue?? |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | You'd be fucking better off with Bubblegum!! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Go get some Hubba Bubba |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | 'Hubba Bubba please, 10 packs should be enough to hold them bricks together' |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Hubba Bubba FFS! |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | And everyone's falling about the place at this, Hubba Bubba! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | And Luke's like, I Don't think you're taking this seriously enough, |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | That building needs to stay up at all costs! |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Tell you what, he says, Here's another twenty quid |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Go get 2 tubes of that fucking wood glue Steve |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Well that's it! There's fucking chaos now! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Stevie's gone!! |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | He's gone!, he's lost the fucking plot now! |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | 'I'll tell you what', he says |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | 'I'll fucking save you money Luke' |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | FFS |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | 'I'll be right back!' he says |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | So Steve pops out for 5 minutes,then comes back in |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | And he pops this bowl of paper mache down on the table, still stirring it |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | paper mache?? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Aye, paper fucking mache! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | He's going to stick the bricks together with paper mache!! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | That's his money saving plan |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | And Keith and Nigel are just sitting there,trying not to piss themselves laughing |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | And what did they have to say? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Fuck all they CAN say, Luke says,you two can't laugh, you've got 23 quid for electrics |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Keith's going to buy some Double A batteries |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Home Bargain specials |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | And Julian just starts fucking ending himself! |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Wait until he finds out what he's getting for the Ventilation this year |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | He's getting 1 of them wee battery fans you had when you were a kid! |
