| 00:00 - 00:03 | I wanted to update you on the US Canada game |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We started strong but Canada scored the first goal |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | With some strong play we tied the game soon after and took the lead 2-1 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | After that however Canada had some strong play |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And unfortunately they tied the game 2-2 |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What happened after that then? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Well there were no more goals |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There were changes for both teams |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We didn't score again in the game. And lost in overtime. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | But we played well mein Fuhrer. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I needed this win damnit. If you aren't a bootlicker leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I made fun of Canada and rubbed |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | their noses in the first game win we had! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I look like an idiot now. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | People will make fun of me. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I need winners. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | But what do I have now? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Losers nothing but losers. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | This team is a team of losers. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer the team fought hard. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fought hard and lost which means they are losers! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer you have to think big picture |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Big picture is not something I am good at damnit. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I am thin skinned and small minded. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I like winners - winners that don't get caught like McCain |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | That pussy who was a POW for years. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I need winners who wear red MAGA hats! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Where are all your red MAGA hats? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I have idiots around me. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I called him "Governer Trudeau" to make fun of him. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I want Canada as my 51st state... damnit. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I thought this win would do that. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And now I look like a total fool. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They will make fun of me |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I just can't handle this losing shit. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | This is terrible for how people see me! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I just want to invade them! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But that's not enough. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We need to make them bend their knee and kiss my ring. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They are going to gloat and gloat about this win. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry I don't think he will make it 4 years. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Well I hoped that I would come out a winner with Russia Ukraine. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But Zelensky told me to go f myself |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | This shit is hard |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And that asshole Musk is stealing my spotlight. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But I am smarter than he is. What does he know? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | How does he have more money than I do? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck Canada. |
