| 00:00 - 00:03 | The game is tonight |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Wankdorf Arena |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | is just here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Strong winds and rain are forecast |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We will need exceptional power and pace in defence |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | With Phil Neumann and Rudolph Steiner |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll have the power to cope |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Marcus |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner has locked himself in the toilet, he's upset |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Phil has signed for Birmingham |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Will everyone who has already signed up to Blues TV please get out of the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | He said he would stay |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That Pig Dog said he would stay |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | His Wife will be outside, I bet they got into her head |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Showing her houses in Henley-in-Arden |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Tom Brady will be pissing himself |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They offered €4M in the Summer and you told me "Say No" |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Now he walks away for less than a pack of nappies |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | from the Aldi middle aisle |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Boss, they are from the English Third Division we didn't think he'd go |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They are richer than the entire State of Bavaria |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We had no idea they'd announce today |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They're building a Sports Quarter to rival the Etihad, you ballbag |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | 70 Acres |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Delta Airlines, Nike, Snatchpac |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We should have taken the money, our lederhosen |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | have been pulled down by Craig 'No Brainer' Gardner |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'll never watch Peaky Blinders, drive a Mini Cooper |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Or eat a bowl of Birds Custard, ever again |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I've got 6 Cadbury's Creme Eggs at home |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now I've got to listen to Tom Ross mispronouncing his name on the radio |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It was obvious in negotiations that this would happen |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Hoodwinked by a man from Yardley, the disrepect |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | He was wearing a tracksuit |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | He Skyped us from Wetherspoons |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He got us to send him a WKD and a Mixed Grill on the App |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And we paid on the club credit card, so we're making a loss |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I bet Phil and his Wife were sat opposite |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Craig asked for Sauerkraut but I couldn't find it on the menu |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They were taking the piss and we fell for it |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't feel bad, Jeremy Dale bought the shots |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | They'll probably get back-to-back promotions now |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Phil will become an all time Birmingham legend |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Best mates with Tom Brady |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Sign us up to Blues TV |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Order me a Blues Undefeated Hoodie and set up a Hanover OSC |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Get them to send Martin O'Connor to the opening |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Not that fuckin Tom Ross |
