| 00:00 - 00:03 | The people have become aware |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Net Zero doesn’t work |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The turbines here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Or the panels here |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And the other ones here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Is it not windy? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Or sunny enough? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Ed……. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Dale? |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It was all bullshit Ed- it’s a folly! |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | But it made us rich |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those who see through net zero, leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I’m a fucking fool! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Agenda 20 bloody 30 |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I knew I was being misled all along, even David said so |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | That bloody little Thunberg!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It didn’t fucking work!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | If only we’d built Nuclear!!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | But all my windmills and solar panels!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They’re all crap- crap I say!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Keir still believes |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He’s a bloody fool and as for that muppet Raynor!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Ed, all is not lost |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fuck off- Trump foresaw this!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Trump!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Maybe if Kamala had won |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | This charade could’ve gone on forever |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We’re all out on our ass soon |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We look more incompetent than Boris!!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We’ll be voted out and fucking Farage will be Prime Minister!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And common sense will return |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Keir has been acting like a Temo Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | People still prefer petrol |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And my Tesla still takes 10 hours to charge! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And as for heat pumps |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | They’re awful |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Gas central heating used to make it warm!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Now it’s not just the pensioners freezing to death |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | It’s all of us!! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It’s destroyed the economy |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And even Abbott could’ve foreseen it! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Or even that fool Lammy! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Get hold of Trump |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We need reliable power |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It’s over |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Take down the turbines |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And the panels are just expensive sheep shelters |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Tell Kier it’s time… |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | To call an election |
