| 00:00 - 00:03 | Okay so we're first in the league |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We need a solid defense core |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And some key offense players to come back |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We should be able to keep our place hopefully |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And make playoffs easily |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We got good goaltending |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Gurjot's still got the Mighty Drunks on his back |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Gurjot... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Gurjot's getting eye surgery |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He's not back till February earliest |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you have no substitute suggestions for goalies, leave this room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHEN WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You mean to tell me he's just GONE? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And we have no substitutes lined up? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I should have known you idiots fucked it |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The Nighthawks keep two goalies for situations like this |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This is the worst case scenario |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How do you expect we compete NOW? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer we can ask another Division E goalie instead! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | FUCK THOSE GUYS. Gurjot is Gurjot |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer we'll get another goalie! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | There's a reason he's #1 in the league |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He carries teams to wins! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He's dragged that shit team to wins on his back |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "We'll get another goalie" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | WHOOP-DE-FUCKING-DO GET THE LIST OUT |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And now you tell me we have to use our shit players and get a shit goalie too |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He was the one thing that was holding the team together |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He's won more player of the game awards than team's have gotten wins this season |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Go look in fucking Russia for all I care - ASK STALIN! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Never complained. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He just wanted to be Baby Vasilevskiy |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The guy just liked wearing NHL jerseys |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | He's gone, so are our playoff chances |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He was a Division C goalie in Division E - we had a cheat code in net |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | What shitbox goalie are you going to ask for us now? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Nighthawks are going to get him back first |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He's not going to want to come back |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | After he sees us drowning in our own shit |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry. We'll bribe him with a jersey or something |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It's so fucking over. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We are NOT so fucking back. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The league's gone |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Gurjot's not coming back |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Our LeBron James is out for the next two months |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Put a wooden board in the net |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | That's better than half the goalies in Division E |
