| 00:00 - 00:03 | First we make people |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | pay for using the site |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Then we get rid of one of |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | the most recognizable |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | brands in the world. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And we'll call it X |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ...the everything app |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Microsoft and Meta |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | already own that trademark |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Along with 900 others |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone in the back row get out, you're fired |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Can somebody tell me |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | how the fuck |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | this keeps happening |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I hired Linda Yaccarino |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | to BRING BACK advertisers |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | First my wife... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | DIVORCED ME |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | THEN I PAID |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | was forced to pay |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | $40 BILLION DOLLARS |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | $44 billion dollars... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | FUCK YOU |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This fucking site... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Everyone on it |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | keeps calling me an |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | apartheid emerald heir loser |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and names like Phony Stark! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And Grimes is now |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | dating a fucking transvestite! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The only thing |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | going for this place |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | is it's full of Nazis! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But for some reason |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | all the advertisers |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | have left |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and I swear to God I will |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | fire Yaccarino's ass |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | if she doesn't get |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | them back right fucking now! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry he won't fire you |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | do you know how much money |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I owe to the Saudis for this? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I am... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | a dead man walking. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Well... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | at least my kids still love me |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Right? |
