| 00:00 - 00:03 | Hello Henry, just a quick one |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We're nearly ready at the Duke, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Just installing the loo roll holders |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And obviously, we're waiting on Veniese for a few bits, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But other than that, all good Chefy. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Very good Boys, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and The Cat's Hygiene rating is? still 4 yes? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Ermmm Henry...... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Aaron, |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Aaron absolutely fucked it, we're down to 3. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He's still in good sprits for some reason. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Only Pete, Basil, Veniese, Luke and Cain stay in the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHAT AM I PAYING THAT DONKEY FOR? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Motherfucker does about 10 covers a week! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And what about PETE!? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | WATCHING GAME OF THRONES!? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This is WHAT I'M UP AGAINST, |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Paying these fuckers |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Only for them to BETREY ME AND STAB IN THE BACK! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Henry, come on, Basil is pretty good! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | All he does is copy me with the voice notes and say "Stipulating" a lot |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But at least his memes are funny as fuck? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't give a fuck about those MEMES! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Bloke can't even hold down a relationship! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | When we hired Aaron I was promised so much |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | But now all I have is essentially a young Andy Mcguinness |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Fucking absolute shite mate!!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | DO YOU HAVE TO ASK HIM TO DO THE fucking PAPERWORK!? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I'M GOING TO SHOOVE THAT LEAF SUCKER UP HIS ARSE! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | HOW COULD PETE AND JAMES LET THIS HAPPEN |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Also if I hear one more Pete and Veniese Rumour, Honestly sacking the cunts |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Either shag or not enit, not rocket science |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And what about my boy Luke |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Where was he when I needed him? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | 3 fucking Stars..... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | THIS IS GUNNA DELAY THE DUKE TILL JAN 2025 |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | JUST CAN'T GET THE STAFF MATE |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Has anyone heard back about the Tronc? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | This shit never gets fucking sorted! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I HIRED BASIL TO TAKE CARE OF THESE THINGS! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, I heard Basil is becoming the Tronc Master. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I don't know what to do now.... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I might have to close the CAT.... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | .....Today. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | What, a sad day. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Someone call that fat bastard Rusty |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Tell the wanker his favourite pub is closed |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Prick.... |
