| 00:00 - 00:03 | We started in the Lags Release |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | on to the Marx Cross |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Ending in the Pugilist. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I left there for a Taxi |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but had a swift one in the Abbott |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | How many beers did you |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | have in all? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir Keer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | maybe a gallon. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He had a gallon Sir |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and 4 shots |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone caught smoking in the gardens, leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why this week? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | After the Budget |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You couldn't afford it |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I just hope that you didn't |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | put it on expenses |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They already think |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | we're scrounging b%stards |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I don't want to give anything else back |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I've given my Rolex back |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Exactly, I've now got National Health specs |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I've had to buy a Timex |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Shame it didn't tell you when punchy boy had had enough |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This is all I need, |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | what with slasher boy Jones on trial, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Corbitt and two shoes are more popular than me. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Two thirds of the population didn't want me and the other third |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | F&*king wonder what they've done. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Where's council Kate? She's got a bit of nouce. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | She would have dragged him into an alley away |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | from CCTV They'd have found him unconscious in the morning |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Now I've got to round the back door of my Judge friend again. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | This will cost you Two Tier, I can hear it now! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | He'll want a new car, but not one of |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | those useless electric ones |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Something from China, state of the art technology. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Perhaps I'll get a discount, having given them Mauritius |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Now the Spanish will want Gibraltar |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Fray Bentos the Falklands |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and the Scots want to reinstate Hadrian's Wall for their protection. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, the Isle of Wight is ours. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I've been let down, none of the irregular tourists |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | are Doctors, Surgeons or Nuclear Scientists. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | They're not even qualified for Train Driver's wages. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | My son won't even pay me the rent for his study room |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Thank God I'm rich enough to be a Socialist |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Some pigs are more equal than others |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Where's the trough? |
