| 00:00 - 00:03 | My NT Jets Will Win the AFC This Year |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have Aaron Rogers |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Adams, Williams, Lazar |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Supposedly top Players |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We Shit Canned Saleh here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Covered our bases |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Yet how did we do yesterday |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Pathetic loss 25-22 |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Bob Kraft's |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Practice squad Players |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Poached from other teams |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | You shit heads stay here |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I Heard Brisset balled |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Ran a play out of his ass |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | To boutte for a win |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We played confused |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | coaches sucked balls today |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We have sucked since 1969 |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Get me Woody Johnson |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Put him before a firing squad |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Use rubber bullets on that fuck |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Rodgers needs more ayahuasca |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We are a laughing stock |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fans have suffered |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They are quitting |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | How long will Jete suck |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | What is the limit of suckage |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Burning Money - what we do |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They even had a butt snap |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I heard Joker is |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | is Laughing from the Beyond |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Rodgers Eating His Snots |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | he throws many Interceptions |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Zeurline Cannot hit the side of a barn. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | we have a dead sideling |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Just Endure |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The Suffering they say |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | This is Football Futility |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Even Donald Duck is Laughing |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | perhaps We need Jump Ball Joe |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Tunescribe Enjoying His Thread |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay sucking is what we do |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Tankathon makes us look bad |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe I quit as a fan also |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | How much more |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Diazepam can I take |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Bart Scott even that asswipe |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | is saying same old Jets |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Hello Dakness my old friend |
