| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Furher the situation is not pretty |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Newsy Johnson is taking over the trenches |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The cult is slowly forming |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And i`m afraid we cannot stop it with our tiktok animals and "AI" bots |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Not even the JEW meta lasted after 9/11 |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Well at least you added $chance when i told you |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Right? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Furher |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Folks... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Folks told us to cash out, take a hedge |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | So we sold in profit |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who still has their $chance bags leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You sold in profit? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I was up only 2x, sol is 176$ |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The Golden Bull just started and you jeets sold a 2x? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The full bag? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Take profits.... How about you take a chance? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | That is the MANTRA, that is the THESIS. you`re either at the table or on the menu |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You all are idiots ,Gambling is the future |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | On Solana, on Moonshot, on Pump.fun |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Furher, FagBagz said he will dox Newsy, it`s over. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It doesn`t fucking matter who Newsy Johnson is |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Furher, he FSH his whole position |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Then he bought back to shake out the plebs, like you! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | With HUGE SLIPPAGE |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Donald Trump is about to win |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Adding fuel to the Golden Bull |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And i am now PRICED OUT |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | i will have to GRIND in the pump.fun trenches again |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Chasing 10k mcap coins hoping to catch a CABAL one |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And getting rugged endless times till i hit one |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I will get less coins, whoever has the most coins wins remember? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I took a chance at 50k |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Myself, had 2 % |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | i was a fucking WHALE |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Now all is lost |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Making it is being able to spend every waking hour after 65 in front of a slot machine |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Im turning 64 next week and i only have useless animal bags and 2 sol |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Going back to selling used Hondas to white women |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | with 11% APR on a 270 month lease. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | All because of you goons sold a 2x |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don`t worry we can buy the $chance beta |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Newsy Johnson saved my life |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And you "traders" threw me back in the trenches |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It`s over |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The Golden Bull is dead... for me |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I did everything right, took a chance..kept gambling |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Real friends tell each other to buy the bottom, not sell 2x |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | See you tomorrow on pump.fun |
