| 00:00 - 00:05 | So this rich gay couple hired our crew to check out some dungeon |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We get there and start kicking ass |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Killing ghosts, solving puzzles and shit |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | The mystic starts examining some magic circle on the floor |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | And I activated it |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Before he could figure it out |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | I activated it |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | I was floating in the air, started speaking in tongues |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Man the crew was pissed |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | They had to scrub out the damn circle |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | The drunk hiding in the back almost shot me |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Wasn't worth it, I didn't even learn anything |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | They made me promise |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Not to do it again |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | And they believed me |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Me! The rat! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Fucking idiots |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | I can't even remember how many |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Different demons I owe my soul to |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | You should've seen the look on their faces when I told them it was more demon shit |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Oh man |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Idk why they haven't killed me yet |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Anyways, so we keep going |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Through this damn dungeon |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Eventually we need some rest |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | So we find this safe room |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | They go to sleep |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | I cast invisibility |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | They can't see shit so I get out of there |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Start heading back to the room |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | The one with the circle |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | I fix the circle |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | And fuckin activate it again |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | And they can't even stop me this time |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | This time I can talk to the demon in peace |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | "Do this, do that" |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | It said |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | To this day, I have no fuckin idea |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | What it was going on about |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Seriously man, why do they put up with me |
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