| 00:00 - 00:05 | American politics are crazy. They just staged a coup. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Clap five times and Biden is gone |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Americans had no choice |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | The party replaced him with Kamala |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | The border czar |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Kamala |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Kamala |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Three and a half years, been there one time |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Kamala |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Old Joe could hardly find his way off the stage |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | And then he tripped and busted his ass |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | And they still said he was competent |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Couldn't find his ass |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | with both hands |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | But there was a problem |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | They had to use Kamamla |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Kamala |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | As president of United States |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | What the fuck are they thinking? |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | She's running on joy an hope, not policies |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | And for a running mate she picks |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | someone they call tampon Tim |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Time to get serious here |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | He seemed like a good choice but |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | when conservatives found out |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | the memes started |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | the memes |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | they started |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | with tampons and horses and horse jizz |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | He wants |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | tampons |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | in boys bathroom |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | This is the stupidest thing |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | I ever heard of |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | I mean, where the hell would they put it |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Don't say it |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Ok I won't say it |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | I wonder where Timmy puts them |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Liberal are all fools |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Now let's talk about Trump |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Do you think he will win? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Well, liberals don't know the difference between a man an a woman |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | But Trump's been busy too, campaigning a lot |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | He worked the fry line |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | At McDonald's |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | And served people in the drive thru |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Liberal had a complete meltdown |
