| 00:00 - 00:03 | Join my fantasy team |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Okay sure |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I’m in |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Are we capping position players? |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | What about tight ends? |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | What about divisions? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Staying the same |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Huh? |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I make the rules |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | That’s not fair |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | It doesn’t have to be fair I make the rules |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Fuck that |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This kids a bum |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | *drafts another tight end* |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We must keep everything the same |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Why? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Because it benefits me |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Can you tell us the rules? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Not until the seasons half over |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Wtf |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | *Loses buy in in crypto meme* |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | GO BEARS! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | *Caleb Williams paints fingers* |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fuck this! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I quit! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | *joins chases league* |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | *velus jones jr fumbles* |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Juwan Jennings had 46 points |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I don’t care it’s fair to me |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It’s not |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Then go play fantasy hockey |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Okay I’m in |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I’m the boss of this league |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We know |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Unfortunately |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | My league my rules |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | How can we screw the league over more |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | MORE DIVISIONS |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | No, we trade our best players to Weiss |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And create a super team? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I have no choice |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | You drafted two tight ends?! |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Laporta was supposed to eat |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | He’s a bust |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | What about Kelce? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | He’s fucking dogshit |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I love Doug’s league |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Yayyyy Doug’s league |
