| 00:01 - 00:03 | Comrade IFoA Students! |
| 00:03 - 00:07 | You cried out in pain and we listened to you! |
| 00:08 - 00:10 | You said that our |
| 00:10 - 00:14 | world-class exam system and platform |
| 00:14 - 00:17 | was tainted with cheating! |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We listened! |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We consulted fully! |
| 00:21 - 00:22 | We are member-led! |
| 00:23 - 00:27 | We announce new 5 year platform and motto: |
| 00:28 - 00:30 | "Better that 100 innocent" |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | "students suffer than" |
| 00:33 - 00:37 | "that 1 guilty student" |
| 00:38 - 00:41 | "should qualify unpunished!" |
| 00:41 - 00:46 | "The integrity of the IFoA's exams is paramount" |
| 00:47 - 00:53 | (Anyone disagreeing is invited to write in to Party HQ) |
