| 00:00 - 00:03 | It'll be a short drive from Huntsville |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | for most of them. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Andy drives up from Birmingham, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Tony from Atlanta and, of course, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | David will fly in from California. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I don't care about those guys. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | What about my Hannsi? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Hanns? |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Uhhh... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Hanns texted everyone last night. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He won't be coming this year. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you are not a Langston Casino manager, please leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck am I supposed to do now?!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Nobody but Hanns likes my jokes! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Now, I have to hang with these dumbfuck casino people? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I mean, have you seen the women in this county? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'm sure he didn't mean you. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I've been working on a new Scorpions playlist! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Deep cuts from the Virgin Killer album! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Now, the biggest Scorps fan isn't even coming! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, there will be plenty of metal all weekend. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I'm talking about German fucking metal! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, the other guys like Scorpions, too. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They aren't even German! Don't you fucking get it?!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I just wanted one fucking weekend |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | with my best German bro! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And you guys can't even get that for me! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I wait all year to spend three days |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | away from that bitch wife of mine |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and her goddamned Honey Do list |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and my annoying fucking kids! Jesus Christ! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | My one fucking weekend to act like a drunken child! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This is costing me money already. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I just bought a new Scorpions hoodie. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I was going to wear it during Kan Jam. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Hanns was going to be my teammate. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Who's going to give a shit now? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Tony likes Accept, I guess. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But, what if Sean starts playing songs? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Nothing but fucking Hozier after that! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Do you want to listen to that shit? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I like some Hozier songs. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Things used to be so much easier. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We just got drunk and slept in the woods. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Cookie made a stew of some kind... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | that gave us the runs for days. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | At least there will still be Slim Jims |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and games of chance... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Bring me the Vodquila, please. |
