| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Christmas Decoration Party will form up here. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Decorating will commence at 0800. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I have the tinsel and all the other bits |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | If you could bring some lights |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | with good weather, we should be finished by November 1st. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I must have misheard, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | by November 1st? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Some of the people... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | some of the people already have their trees up. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | one house since August. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Any one who hasn't put their tree up yet, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the actual Fuck? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It's not even fucking Winter. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I was walking around in a shirt yesterday. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It was very pleasant. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It's not hard |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | There are twelve months in a year |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Christmas occurs in the last one. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Its the only month that begins with the letter D. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | November does sound similar though |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Does it bollocks, you cretin. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, I meant the end bit. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't ever go on fucking Countdown, |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | you will embarrass us. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What would Susie say? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | This shit has been coming for a long time. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | The Range selling decorations in September. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Next to the fucking Halloween shit. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They still have all the camping stuff out for fucks sake. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And the BBQ'S. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Its barely Autumn. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I love Christmas as much as the next man. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But this.... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | this is just wrong. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | There's even a song about it. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Its not like people haven't been told. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Take that tree down, its November |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Christmas is in December. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | That's how it goes. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Its lighthearted, but the message is there. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, I haven't heard it either. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | At least we still have Advent Calendars in December. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Although the cheap chocolate plays havoc with my guts. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Still, tradition. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Why are you holding your stomach? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Dear God, No. Not you. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That's it then. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck it. Pass me a cream egg. |
