| 00:00 - 00:03 | Maintenance is working on our list |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They are over at bldg 11 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Caulking a window shut |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Then to bldg 9 |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | To fuck up a dryer |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It’s progress |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Things are happening |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Spencer |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Spencer fucked up the toilet again with a giant shit |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We are waiting for a vendor |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The rest of you get the fuck out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck does that animal eat? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I should ship his ass to a camp |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | See how many shits he takes there |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I should ship the whole front office to a camp |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Even the women |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He’s a human cement truck |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Every goddamned week |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And he’s never even here, he just comes to fuck up the toilet |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir they called a vendor |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I should ship you to a camp |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir they… |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | There are no goddamned vendors |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You simple sonsabitches haven’t figured that out |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | There’s only these monkeys on their golf carts |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | High on weed, eating McChickens |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Pretending to blow out dryer vents |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I think I saw one with a staple in his head |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | This place is crumbling and they hire these |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | These fucking paramecium |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | One of Spencer’s giant shits could do a better job |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They don’t even YouTube the stuff |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It’s heartbreaking ignorance |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They just do anything, whether it works or not |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Then ask you to sign off on their work |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And it does not matter they will never learn |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | This all started when their parents met |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They can’t replace a faucet |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | A maintenance man who can’t replace a faucet |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Is about as useful as tits on a priest |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I’ll explain later, dear |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | From now now Spencer has to shit in a bucket |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He can take it to work and dump it |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Or leave it at a fire station |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I don’t fucking care |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I’ve had it |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Maintenance |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | They make me want to kill myself |
