| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, your nomination of JD Vance is failing. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Couchfucker memes are spreading here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And the $45 million a month that Musk promised |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | has already been spent on LETS GO BRANDON merch. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We are looking for someone named Brandon to sell them to. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Vance's childless cat lady line will work. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Liberals hate being called that. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Trump... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Your VP |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Your VP has also been outed as a dolphin-fucker. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He searched for "woman dolphin" on Twitter. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except Eric, Don Jr., Tucker, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT DID THIS MF MAJOR IN AT OHIO STATE? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | FUCKING RANDOM SHIT? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Why the hell did you recommend this jackass, Junior? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You do coke with him one weekend |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | next thing you know he's your butt buddy! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I COULD HAVE PUT HALEY ON THE FUCKIN TICKET |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | At least SHE DOESN'T FUCK DOLPHINS. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | She fucks over her neverTrumper donors! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mr. Trump, it was just a Twitter search - |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THIS GUY FANTASIZES ABOUT FUCKIN' DOLPHINS, ARE YOU STUPID |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr. Trump, the dolphin is a majestic sensual animal! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Then put a holographic one on your TrapperKeeper! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | WHO EVEN HAS A TRAPPERKEEPER ANYMORE! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You dumbshits picked a VP so bad |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | he makes Sarah Palin look good! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And she names her kids shit like 'Trig' and fuckin' 'TRACK'! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | HE'S NOT EVEN ALLOWED IN THE IKEA. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | BECAUSE THEY'RE AFRAID HE'LL FUCK THE COUCHES. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | FUCKIN' IKEA. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | THEY WONT EVEN LET HIM NEAR THE MEATBALLS! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You fuckin' idiots told me |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | he would bring Musk & Thiel money to help our campaign. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Even THEY'RE embarrassed by him. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Vance can't even take a piss |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | WITHOUT TELLING DADDY THIEL AND MUSK FIRST |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Everyone knows they own his ass lock stock and barrel. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And you idiots said: |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The money he'll bring is worth it, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Now everyone is talking about fucking couches, not my ear! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Vance didn't fuck an ear. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm not even going to talk about the hot dog. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | This mf stuck a hot dog up his ass. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And wrote about it. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | This fool got clinical paraphilia. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It's when you want to fuck inappropriate objects. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Like the time I tried to suck off Putin. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck it, bring Kristi Noem in here. |
