| 00:00 - 00:03 | Gentlemen, Jurgen will be returning |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | from Liverpool after |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | a glorious final season |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | There was much talk about a quadruple |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And a fitting end to his career |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | A quadruple you say |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | four trophies in his final season |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The quadruple |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The quadruple didn't happen |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Instead we won just the Carabao Cup |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those who claimed they were in Michael Shields hotel room that night, please leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The fucking Carabao Cup |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Nobody even knows what the sponsors do |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What happened to the quadruple, we had the bastard bus painted |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Four trophies on it, Klopp and his teeth too |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | What happened at Old Trafford? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We drew Utd in the FA Cup and everyone |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | said it would be a walk in the park |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | That we'd knock them out with ease |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Furher, a young lad we didn't know scored in the final minute |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That's what we do to teams, we shouldn't let them do it to us? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Furher, our fans smoke bombed their disabled section in revenge |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And yet they knocked us out of the cup? Manc bastards |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Did we beat them home and away in the league? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | At least tell me that, did we? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Next you'll be telling me those dirty bastards Everton beat us? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We beat them every season, 6 points before a ball is kicked |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Goodison Park is the home of the cripples they say |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We might as well enter the special olympics if we can't beat them |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Might as well compete against the ladies |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | With their big boobies and vaginas, is that what it's come to? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Wanting to play Everton ladies, just to guarantee a win |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | With their big busters, we can even fondle them later |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Whilst Jurgen's on the touchline with his stupid fucking grin |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | At least The Sun will have |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | written something good about us for once? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | At least nobody was killed at our games this season |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | It was meant to be great ending |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | A celebration of all things Liverpool |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Instead we have fucking Bingo on the touchline grinning when we lose. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he's not interested in your tits or your muff |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Why is it always us? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Always the victims and it's never our fault |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Our fans always behave |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Tear gassed in Paris |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Blamed for killing Italians at Heysel |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Forced to play Suarez against black players |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We're always the victims |
