| 00:00 - 00:03 | AQA Biology paper 1 is finally here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have done Infection and Response |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and revised monoclonal antibodies |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | After 2 weeks of watching freesciencelessons |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We should be able to get a solid 9 here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We have a great 6 marker |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | A potato cylinder practical |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner ignored all of monoclonal antibodies and the whole 4.3 basically |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They asked about cystic fibrosis |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who takes Edexcel, OCR A, and B, please leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | CYSTIC FIBROSIS? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THAT IS PAPER 2 SHIT! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WITH 4 6 MARKERS, THIS IS SAW ALL OVER AGAIN! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I havent revised paper 2 yet |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | YET THEY FUCKING SHOVE IT AT ME! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I knew I should've cheated and called the SS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I REVISED ALL OF 4.3 FOR NOTHING |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | THIS WHOLE PAPER IS LITERALLY ABOUT STARCH |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, at least there was nothing about the heart |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WHAT ABOUT THE PHLOEM QUESTION? IT WAS A 5 MARKER! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, at least we had to draw a bar graph. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The grade boundaries will be higher than Snoop Dogg himself. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | NO HONOUR! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I REVISE VACCINATION AND ANTIBIOTIC RESISTANCE |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | AND THEY ARE PREDICTED TOPICS |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | BUT THEY ASK ME ABOUT SOME CAKE TEST |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | HOW ARE THERE RISK FACTORS ABOUT CAKE AND BREAD |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | DO YOU EAT ALL OF THE CAKE AND RISK DYING OF TYPE 2 |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I FUCKING FORGOT IODINE SOLUTION EXISTED |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | WITH THESE HORRIBLE GRADES I WOULD BE PAIRED UP WITH STALIN! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | A magnification 6 marker. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I forgot my calculator, I fucked it up |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That's 6 marks down the drain. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck's sake... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | WHY DO THEY ASK ME PAPER 2 CONTENT IN PAPER 1? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | THEY HAVE TWO SEPARATE PAPERS FOR A FUCKING REASON |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | All of 4.3 wasted. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Nothing about protists or fungi! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | NOT EVEN MONOCLONAL ANTIBODIES! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Anna, Paper 2 won't be worse. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm not gonna bother revising for paper 2. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Paper 1 stuff will be there anyway. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | 9 6 markers. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | English Literature next. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The stress is fucking killing me. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Revise Macbeth or A Christmas Carol. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Or die trying. |
